Flirtatious one liners

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them- mae west



So you're married? Is it serious?

I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.
Megan Fox

How similar are women to cats?

Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff

Some people say that cats are sneaky,evil,& cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well -Missy Dizick

that's how you'll get over a breakup

Your heart is my piñata.


I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

Don't make someone a priority, who only makes you an option

you can't leave me if i'm already gone

i don't want to hear who my ex is dating
i'll feel sorry for the girl who got my sloppy seconds

No more tears now; I will think about revenge.~ Mary Queen of Scots

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again

Relationships are like fat people... most of them dont workout.

Reasons Why You Should Envy Me

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.
~ Edna Woolman Chase

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West

I speak two languages, Body and English. Mae West

Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope

Love never dies by a natural death

Hi,

Today I m going to tell u something about love and give some romantic ideas for your loved ones

Love never dies by a natural death but it dies by our lack of carelessness
But it is also true that true love can never end till our last breath either we believe it or not. True love is difficult to get, so don’t let him/her go with some misunderstanding.

Now I will give u some romantic ideas to impress your loved one

Purchase a domain if it is available with your partner’s name for example www.vini.com create webpage which include some a romantic poems, pictures of cute teddy bears and a pictures of flowers with he/she likes. When she/he surfing the web, casually ask to check domain name with her/him name either it exist or not and when he/she type her name he/she discover her/him page.

Give a fluffy teddy bear to her, when she holds the teddy bear she feels your touch.

Send a bouquet of roses and place one artificial rose in the middle of bouquet
decorate bouquet with some sparkle, fillers, glitter, lace and satin ribbon. And attach a sweet teddy bear with the lines: I LOVE U MY TEDDY BEAR

Write a love poem record that make a CD and send her/him. She/he really like this one.

When your love one aren't looking put a love letter in his pocket, spray with perfume and some kisses.

Keep messaging your beloved in office daily. Like I miss u, I love u

Spend your weekend with your loved one.

If you are living together then after reaching home from office do not start sharing your problem immediately. Just forget about all the tensions, start your evening with talking about your loving memory of the past and then share your problem with your beloved.

If any misunderstanding between you then sort misunderstanding by calling him/her or send a 'i am sorry' teddy bear to your beloved one. My love also do the same thing when a misunderstanding rises between us you can see here http://teddy-bear-factory.blogspot.com/2009/03/say-sorry-teddy-bears.html. And when i saw this one I forget all the things and love him more then usual. I LOVE U JANU…..MISS U LOT……

We Girls just want to Have Fun

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun

When women go wrong, men go right after them
~ Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do ~
Will Rogers

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three ~ Laurence J. Peter

I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
Michelle Pfeiffer

Marriage and Divorce

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning

In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house ~
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Katharine Hepburn

Personally, I think if a women hasn`t met the right man by the time she`s 24, she may be lucky ~Deborah Kerr

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. ~Rosanne Barr

I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married. ~Marlo Thomas


Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
Katharine Hepburn

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career- Gloria Steinhem

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night- Marie Corelli

Glamour quotes

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else ~ unknown

Glamour is what makes a man ask for your telephone number.But it also is what makes a woman ask for the name of your dressmaker ~ unknown

Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them ~ Marlene Dietrich

I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful. ~ Marilyn Monroe

Who wants to be princess... I'd rather be Queen.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

This bikini made me a success ~ Ursula Andress


You Cannot make an entrance if you arrive on time

Money is the best deodorant.- Elizabeth Taylor

Look your best... who said love is blind? - mae west

There Are Times.....

There are times when silence is golden,
other times it is just plain yellow.