that's how you'll get over a breakup

Your heart is my piñata.


I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

Don't make someone a priority, who only makes you an option

you can't leave me if i'm already gone

i don't want to hear who my ex is dating
i'll feel sorry for the girl who got my sloppy seconds

No more tears now; I will think about revenge.~ Mary Queen of Scots

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again

Relationships are like fat people... most of them dont workout.