Chanakya's Quotes

1. A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.

2. Even if a snake is not poisonous,it should pretend to be venomous.

3. The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you.

4. There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.

5. Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply
and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.

6. As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.

7. Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't bandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest.

8. The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction.

9. A man is great by deeds, not by birth.

10. Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.

11. Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.

12. Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.

About Chanakya:
Chankaya was an Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275B. Chanakya was adviser and prime minister to the first Maurya Emperor Chandragupta (340-293 BC), and was architect of his rise to power.Chanakya wrote Arathasatra, Nitishastra and Chanakya Niti.Arthashastra discusses monetary and fiscal policies, welfare, international relations, and war strategies in detail. Many of his nitis or policies have been compiled under the book title Chanakya Niti. Nitishastra is a treatise on the ideal way of life, and shows Chanakya's in depth study of the Indian way of life.

To know more about chanakya visit :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chanakya
http://www.philosophy.ru/library/asiatica/indica/authors/kautilya/canakya_niti_sastra.html
http://www.worldofbiography.com/9046%2DChanakya/

Bush n Students

George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.


After his talk he offers question time.



One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is?

"Bob"

"And what is your question, Bob?"



"I have 3 questions.




First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?



Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?



And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?


Just then the bell rings for recess.



George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.





When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand.



George points him out and asks him what his name is?

"Steve"


"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?



Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?



Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?



Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!



And fifth, where is "Bob"?!!