Indeed there is. Yes after your ex-boyfriend is gone, you will be hurting, after the initial breakup, it is always wiser to look on the bright side and get on with your life. Most people tend to sulk, draw up in a corner and pretend that they want to die. OK, OK I understand the depressed state you are in,wishing and hoping for your ex-boyfriend. After all this is the person you wanted to spend the rest of your life with and now nothing. It OK to be depressed. What isn't OK is staying there.
If you think that the louse is shriveled up somewhere being depressed then think again. He probably somewhere partying to the latest top ten song or out having a good time with his buddies already sizing up the next victims. Look, life isn't a bed of roses neither is love or relationships.
Most of us need to take off the rose tinted glasses and see our ex-boyfriend or girlfriend for what that person is "NOT WORTHY OF OUR LOVE" They left us didn't they?
I have a remedy, anytime the louse invades our thoughts or quiet moments, think of the very worst times we had together. This will make you very angry and in time all of those nostalgic moments will fade and they will stay as they are. Just ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend. Try it......it works !!!
A complete guide to what men are really thinking (not much really...)
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked' - Jerry Seinfeld
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? -Dustin Hoffman
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful - Robert De Niro
32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.
Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
My brain is my second favorite organ. -Woody Allen
No one has ever died from an overdose of pornography."-J. Money and P. Tucker
And as to complete the toast, here's to our wives and sweethearts — may they never meet
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? -Dustin Hoffman
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful - Robert De Niro
32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.
Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
My brain is my second favorite organ. -Woody Allen
No one has ever died from an overdose of pornography."-J. Money and P. Tucker
And as to complete the toast, here's to our wives and sweethearts — may they never meet
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Khayalon Ko Bunkar.....
Khayalon ko bunkar ek sapna sanjoya
uss sapne mein ek pyare se shakhs ko piroya
Usse pirote he sapno mein rang bhar gaye
aur uske zindagi mein aate he lamhe khushiyon se bhar gaye
Kaun kehta hai ki sapne kabhi poore nahi hote
gar pyaar ki dor sang ho to wo kabhi adhure nahi hote
Funny Cat Quotes
These are some Funny Quotes About Cats
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer.
~ Unknown
If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
~ Mark Twain
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
~Unknown
God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.
~ Fernand Mery
People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
~Unknown
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
~ English Proverb
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
~ Unknown
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
~ Anonymous
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
~ Leo Dworken
Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats
~ Unknown
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
~ W. L. George
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
~Mark Twain
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.
~ Paul Gray
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
~ Garrison Keillor
If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
~ Mark Twain
The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold stove lid, either.
~Mark Twain
A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have anything better to do
~Bill Adler
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart
~Ernest Menaul
The little furry buggers are just deep, deep wells you throw all your emotions into.
~Bruce Schimmel
Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner.
~Anonymice
You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners.
~ Sir Harry Swanson
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
~ Ellen Perry Berkeley
In the middle of a world that has always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence.
~Roseanne Anderson
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. ~Will Cuppy
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
~ Hazel Nicholson
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
~Paul Gray
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.
~Theophile Gautier
By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer.
~ Colette
When you are looking, a cat acts like a princess, but the minute they think you are not looking, a cat acts like a fool.
~ KC Buffington
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer.
~ Unknown
If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
~ Mark Twain
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
~Unknown
God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.
~ Fernand Mery
People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
~Unknown
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
~ English Proverb
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
~ Unknown
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
~ Anonymous
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
~ Leo Dworken
Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats
~ Unknown
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
~ W. L. George
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
~Mark Twain
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.
~ Paul Gray
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
~ Garrison Keillor
If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
~ Mark Twain
The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold stove lid, either.
~Mark Twain
A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have anything better to do
~Bill Adler
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart
~Ernest Menaul
The little furry buggers are just deep, deep wells you throw all your emotions into.
~Bruce Schimmel
Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner.
~Anonymice
You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners.
~ Sir Harry Swanson
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
~ Ellen Perry Berkeley
In the middle of a world that has always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence.
~Roseanne Anderson
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. ~Will Cuppy
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
~ Hazel Nicholson
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
~Paul Gray
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.
~Theophile Gautier
By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer.
~ Colette
When you are looking, a cat acts like a princess, but the minute they think you are not looking, a cat acts like a fool.
~ KC Buffington
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