Holiday Season Quotes - Christmas Quotes

The Holidys season comes once in a year and why not cherish this seaoson with best quotes. Herein I am posting best love, romantic, funny and motivational quotes for christmas, new year and holiday season.

1. At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
2. Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
3. Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
4. Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
5. I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.
6. There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
7. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
8. I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up : they have no holidays
9. Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
10. "The most important part about Christmas is the first six letters."
11. Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.

Wish you happy holidas season with unforgetable christmas and new year.

Best Divorce Letter - Never let love DIE

Dear hubby,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.. I’ve been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell..
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was thelast straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut,had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress.You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of yourgames. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anythingthat connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or youdon’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Wife
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to WestVirginia together! Have a great life!

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FOLLOWING IS THE RESPONSE FROM THE HUSBAND
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is afar cry from what you’ve been. I watch my games so much because they drownout your constant whining & gripe Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID noticewhen you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was‘You look just like a boy!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anythingif you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked myfavorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because Istopped eating pork 7 years ago.. About those new silk dress: I turned awayfrom you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it wasa coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 fromme that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out.. So when Ihit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 ticketsto Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for areason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said thatthe letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born asCarla(woman) ……… .I hope that’s not a problem