Love life vs Married life : Love and marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!"

Best commment ever to my sweet love quotes blog

Hi all,

I am so very much happy today. As I logged in to my blogger account today one two comments were under moderation and they were the bestesr comments I ever got to my bolgs. comments were from gal named Priya here are her commnets:

Anonymous Priya said...

Just superb!!! thanks!!

My fiancee forgived me and he was very very happy reading it.

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Anonymous Priya said...

Superb!! Thanks a Lot!!!

My fianceee has forgived me after i send this comment.

He was very very happy

Thanks a ton :)


Comments were made to one of my post at love quotes blog: Named 20 sweet lovely sorry quotes, sorry cards reallly nice quotes to say sorry to someone you care.

Heres the link:
http://luvquotes.blogspot.com/2007/10/20-sweet-lovely-sorry-quotes-sorry.html

I wish her all the very best with her love life. hope nothing goes wrong coz its hard to be hated by someone you love.

Newtons Law and love : Rules of love

Universal law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a boy towards a gal is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the gal and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law:
The force applied while proposing a gal by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.