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I Miss You Love Quotes for Missing Someone Special

Its quiet often that you miss someone special when he/she is not with you. Its not necessary that you miss your someone special only when he/she is miles away from you, but you can miss that person even minutes after you drop him/her after a break, or may when you reached home after spending a day together may be while watching some TV show or a movie. You can also miss your loved one while in the office or while preparing for the exams etc.

Now calling you loved one and telling I MISS YOU may not express your love in that perfect romantic way. Definitely you need some of the best missing you love quotes that can express the void in your life when your someone special is not with you. Below I am posting some quotes about missing someone you love. I hope these missing you love quotes will help you express your love in a better way.

I miss you love quotes:

• Before I sleep and after I wake up and all the hours in between ... you occupy my mind. So, practically every moment of the day you are in my thoughts. I miss you.
• I did three things today; miss you, miss you, and miss you.
• Distance never separates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I start feeling sad, because I miss you, I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to miss.
• When the night has come and the land's dark, when the moon is the only light we'll see, look at the stars; can you count them? I miss you that much.
• I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone. Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you.
• I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.
• A goodbye isn't painful unless you're never going to say hello again.
• The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you know you can never have them.
• If you love someone more then anything, then distance only matters to the mind, not to the heart.
• Just because I moved on doesn't mean I won't be here if you change your mind.
• The few hours I spent with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.
• I miss the way you used to hug me, I miss the way you used to kiss my lips, but most of all I miss the way you held me and my heart. I miss you...
• A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
• There is nothing i want more than to be with you... Missing You!
• When I think of you I get this feeling that I want to see you. I miss you.
• you made me realize what love is, and now you took it away... come back soon... I miss you
• When I Miss You... I just close my eyes & I am with you!
• "Missing you is a very small word, the extent of which is felt when the winds strike my door and i feel you passing by."

Funny Children Quotes

These are some Funny Quotes about Children. Enjoy

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.
~Author Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
~D. Haim Ginott

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
~Rita Rudner

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
~Christopher Morley

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
~Harry S Truman

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
~Henry Fielding

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
~Bill Cosby

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer.
~Author Unknown

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.
~Bill Cosby quotes

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.
~Pablo Picasso

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
~John Wilmot

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
~Clarence Darrow

Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter.
~ Sir. Francis Bacon

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
~Samuel Butler

Parents like the idea of kids, they just don't like their kids.
~Morley Safer

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it.
~Monta Crane

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man.
~Rabindranath Tagore

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
~Groucho Marx

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
~Franklin P. Jones

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
~Henry Fielding

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
~Dick Cavett

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
~Edgar W. Howe

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
~ Phyllis Diller

Old men can make war, but it is children who will make history.
ray Merritt