Funny 21st Birthday Quotes

Turning 21 is quite a point in life when you are no longer a teenager, and have started being an adult somehow. You already voted for 3 years now, and you can drink in any pub in the world, well almost. You have already lost your virginity and if you haven't god help the girls. So the 21st birthday is a big occasion for most of us. It is the age when we enter college, or start companies. It is the age when we become Man from being a Boy, and we celebrate it as if there are no tomorrow. These are some funny quotes on 21st birthday...


Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15.
~ Anonymous


There is still no cure for the common birthday.
~John Glenn

May you live all the days of your life.
~ Jonathan Swift

Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth
~Ralph Parlette

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
~ Unknown

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
~Tom Wilson

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
~ Unknown


The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
~ Robert Orben

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
~Frank Sinatra

You were born an original. Don't die a copy.
~ John Mason

When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
~ Benjamin Franklin


And for those not willing to age more than 20, here goes my favorite..
"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."

Funny Christmas Quotes

SOme funny christmas quotes as the Christmas is only a couple months away..


Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts.
~Max Lucado


I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
~Bernard Manning

There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries.
~W. J. Cameron


Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
~Anonymous

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
~Shirley Temple

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.
~Carol Nelson

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
~Erma Bombeck

Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year's gifts. ~Anonymous

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
~Unknown

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
~Anonymous

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.
~Janice Maeditere

Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age. ~Carrie Latet

A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!
~ Charles Dickens

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
~Larry Wilde

People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.
~Ogden Nash

Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity
~ Don Cupitt

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
~W. C. Fields

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
~ Gary Allan

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.
~ Henry Youngman

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
~ Shirley Temple



I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
~Harlan Miller

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
~Frank McKinney Hubbard

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
~Johnny Carson

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
~Mary Ellen Chase

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
~Victor Borge

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
~Bernard Manning


From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
~Katharine Whitehorn

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
~Victor Borge

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
~Phyllis Diller

Funny Boredom Quotes

These are some funny quotes about boredom.


Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need
~Voltaire

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.
~Al Boliska

Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom
~Arthur Schopenhauer

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
~Thomas Szasz

When people are bored, it is primarily with their own selves that they are bored.
~Eric Hoffer

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom
~ Dave Barry


Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
~Ambrose Bierce quotes

I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.
~Thomas Carlyle

Even boredom has its crises.
~Mason Cooley

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.
~Jean Baudrillard

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
~Evelyn Waugh

In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice.
~ Richard Bach

Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do
~Unknown

I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.
~Heinrich Heine

For all the boredom the straight life brings, it's not too bad.
~Gus Van Sant

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~Dorothy Parker

You'll find boredom where there is the absence of a good idea
~ Earl Nightingale

In marketing you must choose between boredom, shouting and seduction. Which do you want?
~Roy H. Williams

Love fed fat soon turns to boredom
~ Ovid

It seems that boredom is one of the greatest discoveries of our time. If so, there's no question but that he must be considered a pioneer.
~Luchino Visconti

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.
~ Muriel Spark


Jump out the window if you are the object of passion. Flee it if you feel it. Passion goes, boredom remains.
~ Coco Chanel

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom.
~ Ruth Gordon

The biggest bore is the person who is bored by everyone and everything.
~ Frank Tyger