Marriage and Divorce

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning

In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house ~
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Katharine Hepburn

Personally, I think if a women hasn`t met the right man by the time she`s 24, she may be lucky ~Deborah Kerr

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. ~Rosanne Barr

I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married. ~Marlo Thomas


Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
Katharine Hepburn

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career- Gloria Steinhem

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night- Marie Corelli

Glamour quotes

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else ~ unknown

Glamour is what makes a man ask for your telephone number.But it also is what makes a woman ask for the name of your dressmaker ~ unknown

Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them ~ Marlene Dietrich

I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful. ~ Marilyn Monroe

Who wants to be princess... I'd rather be Queen.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

This bikini made me a success ~ Ursula Andress


You Cannot make an entrance if you arrive on time

Money is the best deodorant.- Elizabeth Taylor

Look your best... who said love is blind? - mae west

There Are Times.....

There are times when silence is golden,
other times it is just plain yellow.